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Morel & Gruyère Croque Monsieur with Wild Garlic Béchamel

weird
Cook
20m
Total
45m
Difficulty
Medium
Serves
2
Origin
French

This is a croque monsieur that went to finishing school in Burgundy and never came back. Earthy, honeycomb-textured morel mushrooms replace the ham entirely, their deep umami punch amplified by a wild garlic béchamel that smells like a forest floor after spring rain — in the best possible way. The result is a gilded, bubbling, slightly unhinged luxury sandwich that makes you question every croque you've eaten before.

Ingredients

Instructions

  1. 1. Rehydrate the morels: Place dried morels in a bowl with 250ml warm (not boiling) water. Let soak 20 minutes until soft and plump. Lift morels out gently — do NOT discard the soaking liquid. Strain the liquid through a fine sieve or coffee filter to remove grit. Roughly chop the rehydrated morels and set aside. Reserve 3 tbsp of the strained soaking liquid.

  2. 2. Sauté the morels: In a medium skillet over medium-high heat, melt 1 tbsp butter until foamy. Add the shallot and cook 2 minutes until softened and translucent. Add the chopped morels and thyme, cooking 3 minutes until fragrant. Pour in the sherry and reserved morel soaking liquid, stirring and scraping up any fond. Cook until liquid is almost fully absorbed, about 3 minutes. Season generously with salt and pepper. Remove from heat and set aside.

  3. 3. Make the wild garlic béchamel: In a small saucepan over medium heat, melt 30g butter. Whisk in the flour and cook, stirring constantly, for 90 seconds until the roux smells slightly nutty but has not browned. Gradually whisk in the warm milk in a thin stream, whisking vigorously to prevent lumps. Cook, stirring, until the sauce thickens to a consistency that coats the back of a spoon, about 4 minutes. Remove from heat and immediately stir in the finely chopped wild garlic leaves, nutmeg, and a generous pinch of salt. The residual heat will wilt the garlic and bloom its allicin compounds without destroying the bright green color. Set aside.

  4. 4. Preheat oven to 220°C (425°F) with the broiler/grill element ready to use at the end. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.

  5. 5. Assemble the sandwiches: Lay all four bread slices on the prepared baking sheet. Spread a thin layer of Dijon mustard on all four slices. Divide half the grated Gruyère (60g) between two of the slices, mounding it in the center. Spoon the morel mixture evenly over the Gruyère on those two slices. Top with the remaining 60g Gruyère, then press the other two mustard-side-down bread slices firmly on top to form two sandwiches.

  6. 6. First bake: Transfer the baking sheet to the oven and bake at 220°C for 8 minutes until the bread is beginning to turn golden and the cheese inside is melting. Remove from oven.

  7. 7. Top with béchamel: Spoon the wild garlic béchamel generously over the top surface of each sandwich, spreading it to the edges with the back of a spoon — be liberal, this is not the time for restraint. Scatter the extra 20g Gruyère evenly over the béchamel-topped sandwiches.

  8. 8. Broil to finish: Switch the oven to broil/grill on high. Return the baking sheet to the top rack and broil for 3-5 minutes, watching closely, until the béchamel is gloriously golden, bubbling, and spotted with dark caramelized patches. The wild garlic will have turned a vivid, lacquered green under the browned cheese.

  9. 9. Rest and serve: Allow sandwiches to rest on the baking sheet for 2 minutes — the filling is volcanic. Slice diagonally and serve immediately, ideally with a small bitter green salad dressed with a sharp sherry vinaigrette to cut through the richness.

Why It Actually Works

Dried and rehydrated morel mushrooms are extraordinarily high in glutamates — the same free amino acids that give Parmesan and aged beef their addictive savory depth — making them a structurally sound (and arguably superior) replacement for ham's salty, cured umami hit. Wild garlic (Allium ursinum) contains thiosulfinates and volatile sulfur compounds that are chemically related to regular garlic but far more delicate; cooking them briefly in residual heat rather than direct flame preserves those aromatics while mellowing their raw bite, and the fat in the béchamel acts as a carrier for the fat-soluble flavor molecules, distributing them evenly across every bite. Gruyère's long aging produces a complex matrix of crystallized amino acids and lactic acid compounds that harmonize with both the forest earthiness of the morels and the green, slightly pungent wild garlic — essentially the cheese acts as a flavor bridge between two very different but chemically compatible ingredients.

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