Fermented Tofu & Watercress Salad with Pickled Ramps and Sesame Oil
- Total
- 20m
- Difficulty
- Easy
- Serves
- 2
- Origin
- Chinese
This is the Chinese spring salad that your grandmother's herbalist would have dreamed up after a very interesting night — funky white fermented tofu (南乳's punchier cousin, furu) dissolves into a silky, umami-loaded dressing that tames watercress's peppery bite, while pickled ramps bring an allium tang so loud it practically yells. It sounds unhinged, but fermented tofu is basically vegan blue cheese, and once you accept that, everything clicks into place.
Ingredients
- 120 g watercress, thick stems removed, washed and spun dry
- 2 cubes white fermented tofu (白腐乳), approximately 2 tsp each, mashed into paste
- 1 tsp brine from fermented tofu jar
- 6 spears pickled ramps (or pickled wild garlic), halved lengthwise
- 1 tbsp pickled ramp brine
- 1.5 tbsp toasted sesame oil
- 1 tsp rice vinegar
- 0.5 tsp coconut aminos (gluten-free soy sauce alternative)
- 0.5 tsp toasted sesame seeds, for garnish
- 0.25 tsp white pepper, freshly ground
- 1 tsp cold water, to loosen dressing if needed
- 0.5 tsp chili crisp oil, optional for heat
Instructions
1. Mash the two cubes of white fermented tofu in a small bowl using the back of a fork until completely smooth — it should look like a slightly lumpy cream cheese. This is your dressing base. Breathe through your mouth if the funk is alarming; it mellows dramatically once dressed.
2. Add the fermented tofu brine, pickled ramp brine, rice vinegar, coconut aminos, and white pepper to the mashed tofu. Whisk vigorously until fully emulsified and creamy. The mixture will look like a pale, slightly grey dressing — this is correct and beautiful.
3. Slowly drizzle in the toasted sesame oil while continuing to whisk, creating a loose, glossy emulsion. If the dressing feels too thick to coat the leaves, add cold water one teaspoon at a time until it reaches a pourable consistency. Taste: it should be salty, funky, nutty, and faintly tangy. Adjust with a tiny splash more rice vinegar if needed.
4. Place the watercress in a large mixing bowl. Drizzle roughly two-thirds of the dressing over the leaves and use clean hands or tongs to gently toss, massaging the dressing lightly into the stems so every frond is coated. The watercress will soften very slightly — this is desirable.
5. Arrange the dressed watercress on two plates or a large serving platter. Tuck the pickled ramp spears throughout the salad like little pink-and-white lightning bolts.
6. Drizzle the remaining dressing over the top in a thin zigzag. Finish with toasted sesame seeds and the optional chili crisp oil if you want the salad to have a smoldering undercurrent.
7. Serve immediately — watercress wilts fast and the drama of a freshly tossed salad is half the point.
Why It Actually Works
White fermented tofu (furu) undergoes a mold-driven proteolysis that breaks down soy proteins into free amino acids and short peptides — the same process that gives aged cheese its funky, savory depth — making it one of the most umami-dense plant foods on earth, and an ideal emulsifying base for a raw dressing. Watercress contains glucosinolates that create its characteristic peppery bitterness, and the fat in sesame oil fat-washes those compounds from your palate, softening the bite while the fermented tofu's saltiness suppresses bitterness receptors further. Pickled ramps contribute acetic acid and volatile sulfur compounds that cut through the dressing's richness and provide the sharp top note that keeps every bite from feeling heavy.
Variations
- Red fermented tofu swap: Use red furu (红腐乳) instead of white for a deeper, slightly sweet, almost wine-forward dressing with a vivid magenta color that will make your guests deeply suspicious.
- Protein boost: Crumble 80g of cold silken tofu over the finished salad for a textural contrast and a mild canvas that lets the dressing flavors pop even harder — tofu on tofu, fermented and fresh, is a legitimate move.
- Ramp alternative: If pickled ramps are unavailable, use pickled pearl onions or quick-pickled thinly sliced green garlic (30 minutes in rice vinegar, salt, and a pinch of sugar) as a worthy understudy.
Be the first to rate this recipe
Reader Tips
No tips yet — be the first!
More Strange Recipes

Anchovy-Kissed New Potato & Lamb's Lettuce Salad with Watercress Snow
New potatoes and anchovies sound like a cozy bistro pairing, but here we push it into stranger, brighter territory by blitzing raw watercress into a near-frozen vinaigrette 'snow' that melts over warm potatoes like a Mediterranean sea breeze. The cold-hot contrast unlocks the anchovy's glutamates while the peppery watercress oils bloom against the potato starch, creating a textural and flavor experience that feels both ancient and completely new. It's a salad that technically contains no weird ingredients — and yet somehow surprises every single time.

Morel & Gruyère Croque Monsieur with Wild Garlic Béchamel
This is a croque monsieur that went to finishing school in Burgundy and never came back. Earthy, honeycomb-textured morel mushrooms replace the ham entirely, their deep umami punch amplified by a wild garlic béchamel that smells like a forest floor after spring rain — in the best possible way. The result is a gilded, bubbling, slightly unhinged luxury sandwich that makes you question every croque you've eaten before.

Spring Pea and Coconut Milk Laksa with Ramp Oil and Crispy Shallots
This laksa swaps the usual curry paste heat for a verdant, braised spring pea broth enriched with full-fat coconut milk — then gets ambushed by a drizzle of wild ramp oil that brings funky, garlicky depth no lemongrass could replicate. Ramps are the forest's answer to scallions, and their sulfurous punch cuts right through the coconut richness the way a squeeze of lime never quite manages. Crispy shallots seal the deal with shatter-and-melt texture that makes every spoonful a little celebration.
Get the weird stuff first.
New recipes every week. No fluff, no ads, just strange food.
You can unsubscribe anytime. No spam, ever.